ADIEU LONGFELLOW HALL

Lord Bertram Longfellow announced this week that he would no longer be in residence at Longfellow Hall. In an exemplary example of feline largesse, Lord Longfellow is donating the Hall to cats who might use it more. "I really didn't take to it" said Bertram in his announcement. "I am grateful to Mom for buying it for me but now when I am feeling uneasy or scared, my safe place of choice is under her bed". The Hall has already been dismantled and will shortly be shipped to his new Aunt Chana's home who has a number of cats. "Having been in an environment with several cats in residence, I am sure Longfellow Hall will provide a safe and quiet refuge for someone."