Most folks gave the politician a backhanded compliment: "he's more vain than greedy."
Do not invite squirrels to your wedding. They will memorably ruin it.
The attempt at making a calzone failed with the crust having the chewiness of beef jerky.
An older couple discovered that their elderly cat had learned to read a clock. This cat also had developed a disagreeable habit of waking them at 5am. So, they set the clocks behind two hours which solved the issue although they struggled to keep remembering that they had done so.
One difference between him and his wife was that he could not abide spoilers, whether it be for film or book. A capital offense, he would grouse whenever someone violated his code. She, on the other hand, couldn't give a fig. But, she loved her husband and the adjustment of behavior on her part was quite slight in order to keep peace between them.
He and his brother were both born in September, prematurely. He wondered if his parents had a fun, private ritual that they always made love on Valentine's Day.
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