Thursday, May 19, 2022

10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION 5/18

 

Take out from Carrabba's

C's dish: linguine with fresh tomatoes topped with grilled asparagus and basil

I'd picked up a wee bit o'sun during planting the day before

Watergirl enjoying music from Putumayo's Cafe Latino vid     
 
~A splendid time was had by all!~

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!

 
One enters a marriage with such optimism and hope.
 
                                                                                                               Karen Stock

 

SPRING PLANTING

Yesterday's effort:




 

 

Monday, May 16, 2022

THE PROPER WAY TO TIP A LAWN MOWER OVER

 
This is just begging to be parodied. The Python's would have had fun. Having said this, I have to say that I found this helpful.

Sunday, May 15, 2022

MS KRABAPPEL IN HER GLORY

 


SUMMER CRUISING MUSIC: TAME IMPALA-"BORDERLINE"

SUMMER CRUISING MUSIC: WAR - "ALL DAY MUSIC"

I DON'T GET OUT MUCH


C had attended an event at the Broad and brought back these cool LED ice cubes. I had never seen these despite they have been around since 2001!!! They change colors and look fab in our dragonfly glasses (click to enlarge). 

She bought Seedlip non-alcoholic distilled spirits for cocktails and our first experience included the cubes. Seedlip comes in three flavors: aromatic Spice 94, the fresh & herbal Garden 108 & the citrus Grove 42. As with many of alcoholic beverages, Seedlips can be an acquired taste. We generally serve over ice with a neutral sparkling water such as San Pellegrino. Our current fav is citrus with a slice of lemon.



 

POOR PRINCE CHUCK

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This photo says it all: Prince Chuck, awaiting ascension now for 73 years, at Parliament to give The Queen's statement to open proceedings. Mumsy who is 96, still present, not dying, not abdicating, turning over the reins at a glacial pace, seemingly sending a message of lack of confidence in her eldest son.  Such as (using the Royal Voice) ..."when he was a child, we had to make sure to keep sharp objects away from him out of fear he might stumble and hurt himself or others."

Saturday, May 14, 2022

INSANITY

 

Ads for the Jeep Grand Wagoneer are appearing in YouTube. List price: $90,000!!! Nutty!

5 SECOND STORIES

 

She could hear hail on the roof while watching a fitness video at her office desk during lunch. At one point, the instructor mentioned "if you are hearing a clatter, it's because the wind is up here (TX) and the pecans are falling on the roof".

 


Quintessential 1960's teen memory trope: his first exposure to Clapton, Hendrix, the Yardbirds, the Beatles, the Byrds, Soul and R&B came late at night, under the covers, listening to his tiny transistor radio.

That summer, "Sunny Afternoon" by the Kinks was in heavy rotation on the radio. His mother was a fan. It would be playing as she came through the breezeway where he was sitting at the picnic table, drawing, and she would smile. The song had been around so long that commentary between them had become needless.


He realized that he was not a good fit in the coffee business when he discovered that he, unlike his colleagues, took no delight in creating patterns in the milk foam on lattes.  He especially loathed performing this for demanding customers during peak business hours.

 

From the Akira Kurosawa film "Dreams"...

A village known for it's expansive peach orchards has an annual festival devoted to the visual immersive experience of being enveloped in a blizzard of peach blossoms lifted by a stiff breeze.

 

 

SOUND AND VISION MEMORIES: DOMENICO MODUGNO: "NEL BLU DIPINTO DI BLU" aka (VOLARE)

 
I think it's 1958 or 1959 and I am 4 years old. I'm in my folk's yellow and white Chevy Bel Air and we are driving to Charlotte on Old Lansing Road. I'm sitting in the back on the enormous bench seats (no seat belts in those days) and as we're heading into thunderstorms-the western sky is black-when this song comes on.




Thursday, May 12, 2022

Monday, May 9, 2022

VERY COOL PIC

                                                                                                                Paige Klee

 

Saturday, May 7, 2022

SATURDAY NIGHT MUSIC: PAUL SIMON "PEACE LIKE A RIVER"

 
From 1972. The sentiment was true then and continues today.

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

SEEN WHILE OUT AND ABOUT

Cool billboard similar to this on Kalamazoo St. featuring Ukrainian national colors and flower, which has become the symbol of Ukrainian resistance against Russian aggression.

Sunday, May 1, 2022

SOUND AND VISION MEMORIES 1981

 
Quite high, my best pal James and I were driving in my Nova going down Oakland Ave. on a warm, partly cloudy day in late Spring with this song playing on the car radio.

HAPPY MAY DAY!

 A couple more harbingers of Spring:

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Medford Taylor

We were driving home on an off-ramp next to a man-made pond adjacent to an insurance company when I had the first visual of this year's Canadian goose goslings. Ma and Pa and kids were on the bank of the pond. Being next to a hotel parking lot and containing a paved path around the pond (for workers to get some exercise on their breaks) we circled around for a looksee. As usual, Ma was with the kids while Pa was keeping guard. He allowed us to come within 10 ft or so before moving his family away from potential harm. There were 5 goslings identical in their stage of growth to those depicted above. They moved down the bank into the pond and paddled to the other side.

We also saw that the mayapples had emerged, probably not in bloom yet.

MODERN FABLE: HOW THE HOUSE FINCH GOT HIS COLORS

 

For some time, the house finch was depressed about his plumage. It was nothing special and in fact he looked very much like most sparrows. Sparrows! He was so envious of brightly colored fellows from other species-cardinals, bluebirds and gold finches. One day he was hanging out on a branch with a robin who asked about his relations with the gold finches, after all, they were cousins.The house finch grumbled that the gold finches were flashy and ostentatious. A gold finch, hearing this nearby, flew over and said to the house finch "I think you are beautiful." The house finch blushed.


 

Saturday, April 30, 2022

ILLUSTRATION FOR POLISH MAGAZINE BY PAWEL KUCZYNSKI: 66 DAYS OF RUSSIAN AGGRESSION


 

BAFFLING THE SQUIRRELS

The squirrel baffle has been installed and so far has been successful at deterring the squirrels from shimming up the pole to access the feeder. Puck went to the nearest limb and sat there for some time doing major gozintas* to figure out how to reach his goal. C wondered if there has been urgent conversations around the dinner table and with neighbors concerning this new barrier to a food source. But then we thought, "naw, they are pretty solitary and regard other squirrels with utmost disdain, so probably not." I thought about whether they might drag in the Squirrel Liberation Front and inwardly groaned. Just what we need, a bunch of black bereted extremists running around and causing havoc.  Attacking our ancient dowager Molls during her now limited patrols, razing new plants, trying to get into the attic, keying the car with their claws. Hopefully, they haven't started a martyrs brigade with little explosive vests. Oi vey!

 

*Jethro Bodine referred to his cyphering abilities with multiplication and "go-zin-ta's as in "five gozinta five one times, five gozinta ten two times" etc. Our friend here is engaging in far more sophisticated mathematics than Mr. Heapin' Helpin'.

 

 


Friday, April 29, 2022

5 SECOND STORIES

 

He was sitting on the couch with his grey cat. "Good grief, your hair is everywhere" he complained, seeing grey filaments all over his sweat clothes. "That's because I own you, bitch" the cat replied.

He miraculously survived the war and was stationed back in the States in San Francisco. She took a train from Michigan to be with him never having been more than 50 miles from home. Her elder sisters generally did not approve.

"I couldn't pick this kid outta a police lineup" lamented the professor in the final days of the term. "He so rarely came to class and never to conferences."

While she had no regrets moving to her new home, every Spring she experienced a twinge of disappointment. For 25 years living in Paris, the lily of the valley bloomed in time for May Day. But now, having moved to a place in a more northern latitude, they bloom several weeks later.





Wednesday, April 27, 2022

A KETTLE OF VULTURES

I came across this term in an article in the New Yorker. I had never heard it before.

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                              EzumeImages
From Audubon CA site: Groups of vultures spiraling upward to gain altitude are called "kettles". As vultures catch thermal updrafts they take on the appearance of water boiling in a pot – hence the name kettle.

FEEDER ACTION!!

We lost during a windstorm earlier this month, the birch limb that held our bird feeder. I bought a tall shepherd's crook and awaited the squirrel onslaught. Within days, they had shimmied up the pole and were feasting. The squirrel baffle I ordered should arrive today or so.

The first to access the feeder was a red squirrel named by C as Squirrel Nutkin in honor of the beloved Beatrix Potter character.

A young male that we named Puck soon came along and this acrobat/trickster/thief was all over the feeder.

Hanging by his back claws while eating was quite an impressive feat. This bad boy knocked Rolla away as she was stretching from the pole with her front claws hanging on the feeder. She was so angry that she displaced her rage on a four inch curve of birch bark that was on the ground. She rolled and rolled with it in her hands in an absolute fury. Damn kids! Later, Puck took a breather from his efforts.

In the absence of the tree rodents, many of our feathered pals enjoyed a snack. Here, Messrs. Goldfinch and House Finch stopped by.

On the ground were a number of White Crowned Sparrows who often stop off while migrating from their winter quarters in mid-Ohio, Indiana, Illinois to their summer places in the Pacific Northwest.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Steve Ryan
They kindly left positive reviews on the Critter Trip Advisor site.
 

Yet another pond in the Back 40, number six for the season which has been the coldest and wettest in memory, certainly in the past decade that we have lived here. But at least we haven't seen the white stuff since the morning of the18th.

 







C'S KOMBUCHA COCKTAIL FLIGHT


Pictured: Blackberry mango margarita


 

Best served very cold, neat.

Indian phase

1. Turmeric kombucha with muddled blackberries.

Cooling tropical phase

2. Ginger colada with muddled pineapple

FABULOUS OCTOPUSES

 

Blue-ringed octopus                                                                               Torsten Velden  

  Pacific Striped Octopus

Coconut Octopus

Friday, April 22, 2022

FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC: THE ABYSSINIANS "BLACK MAN'S STRAIN"

From 1976
 
Why, why, why, oh yeah now,
Must the black man strain?
Why people, must he sweat and strain?
He toil each day
From dawn 'til dusk (yes a true)
Tryin' to achieve (yes a true)
The little he can (we know a true)
But just can't make it (a really true)
I wonder what's wrong (we know a true)
What's wrong now? (a really true)
Tell me, what's wrong...
Why, why must the black man strain?
I really wanna know people, now
Must he sweat and strain?
He toil each day
From dawn 'til dusk (yes a true)
Tryin' to achieve (yes a true)
The little he can (we know a true)
But just can't make it (a really true)
I wonder what's wrong (we know a true)
What's wrong now? (a really true)
Tell me, what's wrong...
Why, why must the black man strain?
I really wanna know people, now
Must he sweat and strain?
Tell me, tell me
Must the black man strain?
I really wanna know people, now
Must he sweat and strain?

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

FIVE SECOND STORIES

 

Her father took her hunting only once. The hunt ceased when she asked her father if he could put the rabbit's head back on it's body.

The contempt for her by her colleague was immense. The woman waited to e-mail her wedding RSVP until 48 minutes before the ceremony was to begin.

They won’t eat lettuce!! Her childhood myths were shattered as the lettuce and carrots she left on the lawn were ignored by the wild bunnies.

All of us have a mortality clock inside us that imperceptibly pulses. After the cancer diagnosis, the sound began to intrude upon his consciousness.

Editor's note: all stories are factual.

Sunday, April 17, 2022

TANPURA EXPLAINED

 
The other night, C and I were wondering just what instrument in Indian music was responsible for the background drone. It is the Tanpura as explained by this vid. I remarked about how the drone reminded me of insect sounds during Summer evenings. C replied that this was an interesting example of how environmental sounds make their way into a culture's creative expressions.

PASCHA

 

                                                                                            Kit Williams

STRANDBEEST (BEACH ANIMAL) EVOLUTION 2021

 
Theo Jansen is a Dutch artist who is engaged in creating new forms of life: the strandbeests. Skeletons made from yellow plastic tube (Dutch electricity pipe) are able to walk and get their energy from the wind. They have evolved since their inception in 1990 and have been divided into 12 periods of evolution. For a
thorough description and overview of his projects:

Saturday, April 16, 2022

INFLATION STICKER SHOCK

Had a bit of a shock when I bought some sunflower seeds for our buddies. The 50 lbs I bought before last Christmas cost $19.99. Today was $29.99!! Yikes!!

CRITTERS

Mr. Red Bird feeding his mate out back. Aww, good lad!

 
From The Guardian, photography took portrait of a squirrel who came up on his bench, stole a brownie out of his pack and proceeded to enjoyed it in front of him. Cheeky!

Our Rolla on a very wet day.

Friday, April 15, 2022

FIVE SECOND STORIES


 After she left her husband, she stayed at her sister's while they were on vacation. She fasted and found particular refuge sitting and staring at one of their roses bushes in a sunny section in the backyard. She saw visions and heard voices as she focused upon the rose's thorns and HIS suffering merged with her own as she processed years of abuse.

One never knew how the night would go at the restaurant when the chef turned up high.

The wind was feeling needy so he blew and blew in order to get attention.

They had taken magic mushrooms while in college. Roberto remarked to a mutual friend: "it was really windy out yesterday. Raoul must have been going crazy."

 

Editor's note: items one and four are factual.


FLUMLOLLY

 

I came across this word in a YouTube show featuring Appalachian cooking. The flumlolly is a biscuit made from the leftover dough when there wasn’t enough to make a round one like the other ones. Also known in some areas simply as the "baby biscuit." Some folks apply the word to an odd shaped pancake.

CLEVER RUSSIAN CITIZEN RESISTANCE

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/13/russian-artist-faces-jail-over-peace-protest-using-supermarket-price-labels

VIEW FROM OUR LIVING ROOM

 

                               Classic American vista.

PATIENT SEAL THYSELF


About 3 years ago, Mr Maple had a severe vertical split on his main trunk. In an attempt to save him, I began to wrap the wound with weed block fabric to help keep out insects and try to hold him together. Each Spring, I would change the wrap. This year, to my great surprise, pleasure and relief, I discovered he had sealed his wound. For an explanation of how trees treat wounds, here is an extract from a Northern Woodlands Magazine article by Michael Snyder:

In order to survive, trees must overcome their injuries. But technically they don’t heal their wounds, at least not the way that human and animal bodies repair, restore, or replace damaged cells or tissue. Trees are built in layers of cells that are bound by rigid walls in a modular, compartmented way. This structure dictates their wound response.

During each annual growth period, trees build their trunks and branches outward from a layer of actively dividing cells. Increments of new wood are added in a cone shape, enveloping the previous year’s smaller, cone-shaped increment. Picture stacked traffic pylons. Thus, trees grow ever upward and outward, in front of themselves, both in length and in girth.

When a cell is damaged, a tree cannot go back and fix or replace it. But it can limit the damage from any given injury by containing it and excommunicating it from the rest of the still-growing tree. The trick is in sealing, not healing. The focus is on resisting the spread of damage – especially infections of bacteria and fungi and the decay they cause – by isolating the wound and then growing beyond it.

Trees close wounds in two separate processes that create both chemical and physical boundaries around the damaged cells. First, they produce what is sometimes called a reaction zone, altering the chemistry of the existing wood surrounding a wound and making it inhospitable to decay organisms. Then, they build a barrier zone to compartmentalize the injured tissue with new tissue called “callus” or “wound wood” growing outward. If all goes according to plan, the callus growth covers and seals the wound and allows new uncontaminated wood to grow over and beyond it.