Friday, April 1, 2022

FIVE SECOND STORIES

 

She didn't mind his drinking for she drank as well. What angered and hurt her were his continuing infidelities. Enraged and spiteful, she began waiting until he got home and passed out before going into the bathroom to pee on his toothbrush.

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In his obit, the family left little doubt about what happened to their 16 year old son when they wrote that he "decided to leave this life way too soon." 

                                                   

A wife overheard: My husband is like Amazon-I write down a request for something on the frig white board and within a day or so, it magically appears.

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Found at a garage sale: a pair of baby shoes with note "brand new, never worn."

 

 

Editors note: all stories here are factual.

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