During the early days of the Germans bombing London, kids vied to be the first out of the bomb shelters. They wanted to be on the streets to gather up bomb shrapnel which had become currency amongst the kids.
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Buddy has revealed that he enjoys curling up in the bathroom sink often when Mom is brushing her teeth. She has to inspire him to leave so she can spit. Kids...
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We've never had a cat who loves to stretch out on the fireplace hearth and get nice and toasty. This alarmed his Mom who worried the knucklehead would hurt himself. He's fine and this has created an addition to our family lexicon for close calls: "well, singe my whiskers."
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We were watching some film from abroad when we saw this logo in the beginning credits of those entities that helped with funding. We thought this was a hoot.
The recent event at MSU has created a grotesque cohort: kids who have survived multiple school shootings. There was one who had graduated from Oxford High School last year and is a Freshman at State. Only in the United States.
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From the "Training & Maintenance of Your New Human" manual our late crew left for a new feline roommate:
Section 12b Communication Tips
"Stare at your food dish like you are peering intently into the future-visualizing your dish filled with food. Patience is required. Many humans work with the misguided premise that we are too stupid to communicate anything but the most rudimentary concepts. Eventually, they will get over their confusion and comply with your request."
I'm happy to report that we had figured this out many years ago. In fact, this was featured in the very first blog entry on March 3, 2013 with Two Guys Talkin'.
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