BIRDDOGS PANTS: EVERYONE IS A FRIGGIN' HERO

Surreal ad for some new pants that arrived via a Shark Tank presentation. Promoted as the Rolls Royce of pants made out of "High-stretch, warp-knit polyester fabric that gives the look of a clean khaki finish but feels incredible on your legs." Notice that early on, the diner at left gets a major pizza gut splatter on his face like someone's head just caught a hollow point bullet but a couple of frames later, he's clean as a whistle. What a miracle! These Birddogs can be yours for...$118. A lovely piece of BS, but then again, that's advertising.