Thursday, March 24, 2022

FIVE SECOND STORIES FROM A UNIVERSITY

 

C found this on her University Department's giving shelf


A grief-stricken cat owner, soon after her beloved feline had died, decided she couldn't bear getting another cat.

~or~ 

After her husband left her and the cat died, she began the task of downsizing, often leaving notes with the items she was giving away.

Hopeless student in a first year writing class failed his personal narrative assignment.

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Two professors, wishing to help out a student from Mongolia find others from his country, sorrowfully discover that out of 44,000 students, he is the sole representative from Mongolia.


editor's note: the item in example #1 is factual; the events of example # 2,3 are factual.

 

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