A frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He hops up on the counter of the nearest available teller and noticing her name tag, the frog says, "Hi, Mrs. Whack. I'd
like to take out a loan."
Teller: "Well I don't know. We don't normally give out loans to frogs."
Frog: "Well, I want a loan."
Teller: "Alright, well what's your first name?"
Frog: "Kermit."
Teller: (Laughing)"No way. You're not Kermit the Frog."
Frog: "No, no, no...I was named after him. My full name's Kermit Jagger.
You see, my mother's a frog and my father's Mick Jagger............he
fucked a frog, and, well, now I'm here.
But anyway, I'd really like to get a loan, for a lilypad."
Teller: "I see. Well since you've got no credit, it'll be difficult to
get you a loan. Do you have anything you can leave as collateral?"
Frog: (Pauses) "Yes. I think I have something that will work."
He reaches into his frog pocket and pulls out a tiny pink elephant made
of porcelain. He holds it up to examine it for a moment. The teller
looks at it, puzzled. Finally he hands it to her.
Teller: "Uh...I'm not sure. I'll have to talk to the bank manager about this." (leaves to manager's office)
Manager: "What is it, Patty? Can't you see I'm busy?"
Teller (to manager): "Hey, we've got a Kermit Jagger out here...His
mother's a frog and his father's Mick Jagger. He wants to get a loan for
a lilypad but all he has for collateral is this." (holds up pink
elephant)
Manager: (pauses, looking at the elephant) "What it that?" (takes it in his hand to examine) "What is this?"
After some time, he looks at her.
Manager: "I know what this is. This is a Knick Knack, Patti Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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