Sunday, July 23, 2023

FIVE SECOND STORIES

 
At the Diner...



MamaChuck, Skye and Stubbs at the Diner on a hot late afternoon

Lil Bun having a safe snack along the grassline

Stubbs having a drink. He's a Tiny Tim whose leg got fixed. Since he's managed to grow back his tail, we felt a new name was in order. C suggested René which translates as "reborn". I'll probably spin it silly into Renetail.

It's Stampyfest! There was a fifth, who scampered out of the shot. Looks like another species had a large brood this year although not the kind I would attempt to relocate!

Lord Bertram continuing to be a bully at the Diner although one bird came to the feeder with an attitude of "I ain't 'fraid of no cat" while Skye on the pool railing gave a his Lordship a continual scolding-"Bad show, sir, bad show indeed." Sigh.


A most curious event: we were having supper on the deck when we saw Mrs. Mallard land on the pool. She proceeded to flap onto the deck, then onto the ground where she walked around the birch, stopped by the Diner then over by us. Eventually, she flew off. My take on this was she was saying: have you seen that man of mine? We hope nothing tragic has happened to him.


Fun facts: only about one half of cultures kiss intimately and 10% don't smooch at all.

 

We've been watching compilations of Rocky and Bullwinkle, a show both of us enjoyed in our childhoods which was written to appeal to adults as well. It struck me how there were subtle educational moments infused such as word play, puns, rhymes, ridiculous non-endings of episodes and big words not usually found in kiddie shows of the era such as Captain Kangaroo and my most loathed Romper Room.  Where else would have used the word "purloined"? I think my Mom, aside from her own enjoyment, figured out that the show inspired a lot of inquiries from little Jeffrey: what does this word mean? who is this person they mentioned? what is the joke here?

Then there was the mysterious narrator of "Fractured Fairy Tales", Edward Everett Horton 1886-1970. Turns out he was a famous actor who had a long career beginning in vaudeville and film, theater, radio, television, and voice work for animated cartoons. 

Here he is mugging for Ann Arbor News photographer Eck Stanger in 1957 while in town for the Summer Drama Season.

 

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Tucked in for his morning nap.



Mr. Longfellow indeed

When asked about the recent capture and consumption of a dragonfly, Lord Bertram replied "They're small and they move. Fair game in our world. Besides, sometimes I get a craving for something "snappy". They're like Doritos".


 

The hydrangeas are beginning to blush. One wonders if the same species of flowering shrubs flower around the same time, at the same latitude (both North and South) around the world.

We were watching "Are You There God? It's Me Margaret" which in part documents the trials of young girls and their bodies coming of age: getting breasts and having their first period. I thought back to my youth and for a guy, a body event that came close in terms of embarrassment were the spontaneous erections. When stricken, you walked around with a notebook covering your bulging crotch. Fortunately, the problem was universal in Guydom so at least in this case, you didn't feel like a freak. Another remedy was to wear a jockstrap under your unds to help contain your monster. But this was a Hobson's choice: a jock is pretty snug and a PIA to wear ALL day, much like Margaret's reaction to her first bra. Or you walk around with the notebook but of course, everyone knows.

At the time, the Burger King slogan was "it takes two hands to handle a Whopper". In my sophomore year, I was in art class and one of the rougher freshman was holding court with his buds before class began. He was boasting that he had his "whopper pants" on that day, nice and baggy to accommodate his big boy and was rewarded with a large round of guffaws from the lads.


Lost pastime: one day C pulled out a cinnamon toothpick and mentioned that during the 70's, she and her younger brother Craig would make flavored toothpicks by rolling them in cinnamon and peppermint oil.

A mourning dove couple did some Astaire/Rogers moves as they fluttered down on a wire.

It's time for half of the world's population, women, to start running things. Men have for centuries proven themselves unworthy and continually effed life up with their ego, arrogance, greed and cruelty. Now, because of them, the planet's climate is changing to the point of making life unlivable. It has to go further than Lysistrata-it is taking over government and business. Many will be lost in this revolution but I see no other remedy to our crisis. Otherwise, it's all over for us and a large chunk of other species on the planet.

A symbol of my depression-era parent's post-war ascension to the middle-class: they could afford to not eat liver and tongue.


 









Saturday, July 22, 2023

THE WHEEL OF TRADE!!!! SHOW


Wheel of Trade!!! Guests compete for prizes with items they've brought to trade!! Recently...

Mortimer Hedless from Ishpeming is playing. Johnny the host asks the show's catchphrase (audience chants along): Mort-"whatta got to trade??"

"Well Johnny, I have a pair of big buns" replies Mort.

Host and crowd explode into laughter.



 

Friday, July 21, 2023

FLYING WITH BIRDS

Since 1995, Christian Moullec has been flying with birds. He figured out how to imprint young birds to him, then helped them with their annual migration by flying alongside in a microlight airplane. In 2006, he began to offer paying customers to fly with along with him. Currently, such a voyage costs around $700 USD. In this vid, you can see how close he flies with the birds, close enough for the passenger to touch them! Check out the woman at 2.45 who has an accordion strapped to her chest!

Truly unique visuals.

Thursday, July 13, 2023

HAPPY 64TH C!

 Bin's burial bush began to bloom!

Rose of Sharon

Happy birthday, Watergirl from your favorite guys!
 

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

THE MACAQUES OR SNOW MONKEYS OF JAPAN

Macaques live throughout the Japanese islands including the snowy regions where, other than humans, they are the only primate who can live that far North. 

Arthur Morris
The Japanese macaque  has featured prominently in the religion, folklore, and art of Japan, as well as in proverbs and idiomatic expressions in the Japanese language.

In Shinto belief, mythical beasts known as raijū sometimes appeared as monkeys and kept Raijin, the god of lightning, company. The "three wise monkey", who warn people to "see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil", are carved in relief over the door of the famous Tōshō-gū shrine in Nikkō built in the 17th C. This was not the origin of the saying-this philosophy is credited to China, perhaps in the 8th C.

Something that macaques enjoy is communal bathing in hot springs. This is a bonding time for the troop, families and children with lots of mutual grooming and hanging out together.

In a 2018 article in Smithsonian Magazine, researchers found that "taking the waters" produced a stress-reducing hormone in macaques.

Kento Mori
One wonders at what point, early humans on the islands witnessed the macaques behavior and found that it was a pretty good idea. Communal bathing and enjoying the hot springs are quite entrenched in Japanese culture.

 

 

Sunday, July 9, 2023

FIVE SECOND STORIES

It's annoying to have YT trying to entice me to speak to the Smart TV.

"Find: watch faster with Voice" 

Try Voice

Be more productive! Be Efficient! Why waste Time! Bad work habits begin at home!


American neurosis with smells: the huge market of plug-ins and sprays, some containing micro-chips that will notify you when it's time to replace so you don't go a single second without this device pumping some weird, industrial "natural scent" continuously into your environment. 

Now, you just gotta wonder what are the long-term effects on your health (gasp, and your family's)? And you also have a gas stove? Oi Vey! 

Misseen while out and about: we were on a road trip to familiarize C with her 2-laner route to Saugatuck where she is taking a workshop later this month. In the village of Middleville located South of Grand Rapids, we saw a sign for Beefer Gore Funeral home. Now, there's a lot of cattle raising in the area and I thought "wow, there are so many deaths from cattle horns that there is a funeral home dedicated to these poor souls." Well, no. The  cursive "f" was actually a fancy "L" so the name is actually Beeler Gore. 


When we reached the Ox Bow workshop compound, we were greeted by a very tame doe.

Finally, we have had several days of showers. Yesterday, we had 2 downpours that brought .75" in a half hour! I had finally gone out and mowed the lawn. People moan and cry about their brown lawns yet after a week with a scant accumulation of half inch of rain, they were greening up nicely. Relax folks, it doesn't take that much!

I learned a new word: when squirrels flop like this when it's hot out, it is called "splooting".

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A warm and muggy afternoon

He like to make "Os" with his tail



One early evening, it was evident that Buddy was in a hunting mood. Normally, he doesn't mess with customers at the Diner but this day, he scared a couple of patrons out of their minds by sitting under the feeder and looking up. After 10 minutes, he sauntered under the Birch and over to the corner of the shed to give it a sniff to see who may have marked it. He disappeared behind the shed, then returned walking the grassline in front of the honeysuckle and went behind the pool. We are not sure if he was successful but he was out all night.

Like Bin and Molls, Buddy enjoys getting damp, then coming in for Mom for a drying session. Mom was busy and I heard her say "we only offer a limited drying service, sir. You may finish up using the carpet."

Blue Mantis shrimp found in subtropical and tropical waters


Front view

And, if you have kids interested in such things, here's a Blue Mantis from Palaeoplushies!

https://www.palaeoplushies.com/shop/peacock-mantis-shrimp-odontodactylus-scyllarus

Who knew?

The leatherback sea turtle is the largest of all living turtles.


 

Curious evolutionary fun fact: if an egg is incubated in temps below 81.86°F, it will be a male. If the temps are above 88.8°F, it will be female.

Saturday, July 1, 2023

DOLPHIN HUNTING TECHNIQUE

Dolphins hunt in groups. One will swim around a school of prey, splashing the ocean shallows with a fin to create mud plumes in a circular fashion that will contain the frightened fish in a particular spot, then the dolphins will charge in and feed.


Enhanced aerial photo showing multiple hunt rings.


MANTA RAYS

 

These giants of the ocean can reach 27 feet wide and weigh up to 2 tons. Their lives are a mystery to science with not much research because the large variety are known to move across oceans. Their smaller versions are mainly coastal feeders yet will disappear from their usual haunts for 6 months at a time. 

They have the largest brains and brain to body ratio of all fishes and are considered quite intelligent, being one of a scant few of species who pass the "mirror test" which tries to determine if they possess the ability of visual self-recognition. Included in this group are the great apes, a single Asiatic elephant, dolphins, orcas, the Eurasian magpie and the cleaner fish, the wrasse.

This is a big creature.


Those few that have studied the Rays for years discovered that the black spots on white belly are unique to the individual. This has aided in identifying and tracking Rays to figure out where they go.
A.O. Armstrong et al

Mantas and sharks belong to the same family and in fact, Mantas resemble flattened sharks. Something they and sharks share is a ritual of going to a cleaning station in the reefs where groups of specialized fishes will clean, groom, take out parasites and dead skin. Spa treatment! 

One curious feature of Manta life is their mating rituals known as the Manta train. A female will lead a procession of male suitors, young and old of whom she will choose to be the lucky guy. The largest train witnessed contained 20 males following a single female.
 

FIVE SECOND STORIES

The return of the Chucks-MamaChuck and a youngun have returned.

The kid who was aggressive towards the squirrels at the Diner, not cool dude.



Mama enjoying the discarded melon used for bait-yeah, you keep enjoying that.

 They're back:

Fireflies!

The boys are back in town! Mating season is over and the Turkey bros were over at Benny's Diner then hopped the fence to wander in the vacant lot. I hope they all were successful in finding a mate so no one gets cancelled like Todd last year.

Finally, a bit of rain 6/25-26 but less than .25". Nevertheless, everything is wetted down and one could hear a sigh of relief from the critters and plants. I'm glad I did all the watering this past week with this small amount in addition. When I was out and about, I could see dying trees and shrubs all over town. I've been keeping rainfall records for 5 years now and nothing comes close to our 2 month deficit. And, for these 5 years, there have been dry summers which probably stressed these dying plants. It really points to how precarious our situation is, that 2 months of little rain and temps in the 80's would be enough of a tipping point. I fear what will happen when 2 months becomes 6 and the temps even higher.

PS-more rain during the late afternoon of 6/26. Gauge showed about .40". Better than nothing but not enough.

PPS-month ended with 1.09" for June. We're at a 4.5" deficit vs normal for May and June combined.

 

We replaced some of the deck planks and were pleased how the new wood broke up the monotony of grey.



We both thought of a monochrome Mondrian:


Gem from Bart Simpson's chalkboard:

I was YT surfing and came across The Doors' "You're Lost Little Girl"-one of their creepy tunes. I remembered that in high school the group had widespread appeal, but there was a small, hardcore bunch who REALLY dug them. They were secretive and druggy.
Mystery: the skunk at right first appeared in mid-May, some-times with BigMama. This week, a smaller skunk showed up with similar markings-same big white head, shoulder stripes and nearly all black tail. Now, according to online sources, our skunks mate February-March and have a 60 day gestation period which would put the births May-June. So, is the new one a smaller sibling or a later birth?
Zucchini flowering, babies on the way!

June 27-July 1-smoke alert #2 for the year, this time from wildfires in Quebec.
Our resident Nutkin (red squirrel) with a quite fetching black racing stripe between his reddish brown top and creamy white belly.
Calla lilies in bloom next to the calla fountain, Bimini shells and blue fescue grass

Ah youth-Lowell and I on the front porch of the Omega Hotel. We all thought we were so cool and sophisticated living away from Ma and Pa, growing our hair long, drinking and doing drugs, having pre-marital sex, reading Tolkien and listening to Genesis, King Crimson and Dave Bowie.
Purple finch and gold finch shared the feeder for a good five minutes. 

A languid Buddy on a hot afternoon with his interpretation of a tree limb on the Serengeti.   

Keeping an eye on MamaChuck