Two Guys Talkin'

Bindiwankatterpi
with the death-ray eyes
Bwaaaaa I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Jeff
with a whole lotta bull behind him.
Many think that as well.

TWO

GUYS

TALKIN'

J-You comfy?

B-Yep.

J-Mind the claws. They're down by the family jewels.

B-At least you STILL have yours!    

J-Oh please, let's not get started on THIS again.

B-BASTARDS TOOK MY KNACKERS!!!

J-Settle down, will you? I am sorry about your knackers. But give it up, bud. They're gone. 

B-bastards.

J-Look, can we get started? And get your snout out of my coffee.

B-Smells good, I sense Irish Coffee Creamer in this morning's cup.

J-That's right but it's not for you. You think everything is for you.

B-Why not? You and Mom are always giving me stuff. How am I to know?

J-Oh, let's not get into the “I'm just a poor kitty-kat” routine.

B-You say “Oh” a lot don't you?

J-What?? Can you get your tail out of my face, I can't see the keyboard.

B-Mmm, can't touch type can you?

J-Not at this time of the morning, no. Will you stop squirming around?

B-Mom makes a nice lap.

J-Sigh, yes she does. Can we get to work?

B-What is up with you humans and the “W” word? More naps and less work and you all would be a lot happier.

J-Thank you O'Bindiwan. How did you want to do this? A more formal exchange? Friendly banter like we are doing now? Simply movie reviews? Or a hodge-podge of reviews, pictures, music from You Tube? Do we want to share personal stuff such as you just did about your long-gone knackers? That's a bit TMI, bud.

B-Shrug-it's the truth and no need to be sarcastic. You're the one who named me. Personally, I like this format. Gives me a forum. And I like the hodge-podge. Gives you a forum. Win-win.   J-Cool. You gonna watch movies with me? You generally sleep through most of them. 

B-I can catch up while you are at work or when you are sleeping. Besides, when you and Mom watch, you have a fire going and it's soooo nice and cozy. Just perfect for a snooze.   J-Sigh, you know how to use the DVD player as well? And the remotes?
B-Yep.

J-Not too shabby for a walnut brain without opposable thumbs.

B-Oh this again! The brain size and your precious thumbs. Who is doing the telepathy here?

J-CLAWS DUDE!!!

B-Sorry man, but this gets on my nerves.

J-Sorry, just kidding around. I was being ironic. 

B-Ba-lon-ey.

J-Geez, you're sensitive today. The calico giving you grief again?

B-When is the Parisian psychopath NOT giving me grief or a fist to the grill?

J-Sigh. I'm sorry, man. Someday, she'll accept you. How about some pate?

B-You bet! (jumping down) Thought you'd never ask.

J-I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some pate today.

B-Follow the tail!