Molls, as Director of Homeland Security, has morphed her role into resembling a Mafia shakedown with a twist. Izzy has become much more engaging with us and is bolder in requesting peanuts. Molls has reached the end of her patience with the youngun, viewing her as a major stone in her paw and beginning to show signs of aggression. C and I are horrified and wishing that there be relative peace amongst the species, have stepped in. Molls response is that if we want our precious rodent protected (her words), then we have to pay her (in treats) not to attack. When one of Izzy's brothers appeared (seeing his sister getting peanuts), Molls looked over at us and made it clear: you have to pay to protect this one, too.
Evidently, she's been binge watching "The Sopranos" when we're not around.
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