ANTHROPOMORPHISING STYLISH PENQUINS

Top: Gentoo Penguins with their Major Domo good looks and natty attire. Highly organized, hard working and attentive in a subtle, behind the scenes manner. (as all good help should be)

Bottom: Southern Rockhopper Penguins. A late-70's human parent's nightmare-their daughter's new boyfriend with punk/new wave hair style and wearing red eye contacts. A bit reminiscent of A Flock of Seagulls. The parents used to be teetotalers.