TIME MAGAZINE

Get out a box of klennex for poor, poor Roach-his beautiful Time Magazine shivved him with this cover on their latest edition:

Up to now, Roach has adored Time-to be on their cover was an apex of achievement and attention-something Roach craves like a crackhead. He is known to have commissioned fake covers and has them displayed at Mar-a-Lago. Clever of Time to put this out there, just as a major chain-yank. Stay tuned for the retribution.