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 Los Tres Amigos

The Roach will be immortalized all right, but not in the way he craves. No, he'll be forever known as the most corrupt president in our country's history, who was deeply involved with a sex trafficking ring, most likely connected with Putin.

Was it a Epstein/Putin classic KGB kompromat scheme? Was Donnie caught with his pants down with an underage girl and threatened? Did he decide to put his art of the deal theories to the test and proposed to Vladdy: let's get rich together and realize our deepest dreams? 

Well, here we are.

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Hitler rant parodies-scenes taken from the film Downfall (2004). In this episode, Adolf finds out he's in the Epstein Files:

 

Meanwhile, the President of the United States, during one of his overnight online frenzies, posted this:
 

We deserve better. 

Update: the post stayed up for 12 hours until widespread outrage forced the White House to take it down, saying it was posted by mistake by a staffer.

Uh huh, a STAFFER who was up posting shit at 3 am? Give us a break, you lying sacks of shit.