Sunday, October 12, 2025

FIVE SECOND STORIES

In the neighborhood:

10/7-8—we finally got some decent rain: 1.5" from a substantial cold front. Chilly temps followed with a couple of days only in the 50's and one night of 35° but no frost. The rain has everything breathing some relief and only the transplanted coneflowers have gotten some extra watering from me. 

This brought to an end of our second Summer—a stretch of days in the mid-high 80's. Summer this year was topsy-turvy: began cold and ended cold. At least the warmth brought a final wave of ripe tomatoes although most of which were enjoyed by the deer. A super Harvest moon occurred, being closer to Earth in its orbit providing v bright nights.

C and Buddy went from enjoying a final evening of deck yoga...


...to enjoying our first fire of the season:

It's been a year of prolific seed pod production from Mr. Honeylocust tree. Some years are heavier than others but I think in this case, drought related stress has pushed production as it has with other species.



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We haven't seen MamaC since the end of September. According to research, she might be preparing her underground den where she will overwinter. They are one of the few true hibernators in MI joining chippers, bats, bears and certain varieties of snakes, frogs and turtles. Chucks often have separate seasonal dens and I would bet hers is in the woods around Carrier Creek which is about 100 yards the neighborhood. She has fattened up the past few months since the kids have moved out. Her den will be dug below the frost line so the temperature will remain stable above freezing while she hibernates. She will lose up to half her weight by February/March when she awakens. Have a good snooze, Mama.

Our Papa Bunny was hanging out in his favorite spot and did some grooming.
 
The Diner has been busy:


Along with the Jays and Redbirds, we have a resident Mourning Dove couple:

We also have a mating pair of Red-bellied Woodpeckers:

Our female didn't have a full red nape—it was more of a rectangular swatch.

I've also seen the return of Tufted Titmouse at the Diner. While they are here year-round, they will expand their territory as the weather cools often incorporating whatever Diners they can find.

 
 
The Adventures of Radioactive Man:

Six more zaps to go! I am pretty happy for this to be done as I am weary obsessing over bladder fullness and control.

 

Hodgepodge for $400: 

Goosebumps: These small bumps appear on the skin due to the erection of the hair follicles. They are primarily triggered by cold temperatures or strong emotions such as fear, but can also occur with joy, sadness, or even during physical exertion. Goosebumps are a holdover from evolution where in the past this response helped animals by trapping a layer of air for insulation and made their ancestors appear larger and more intimidating to potential predators. 


Perspective: The Sahara Desert is roughly the same size as the US: 

The tree that survived ground zero on 9/11:


This Callery Pear tree was discovered by recovery workers a month after the attacks, its roots snapped, branches burned, and otherwise badly damaged, but still alive.The tree was transported to a park in the Bronx, where it was cared for by the NYC Parks Department for a decade. Workers worked to heal its wounds, and by the spring of 2002, it began to show new life, sprouting new leaves and branches. In 2010, the tree, now known as the Survivor Tree, was replanted in the 9/11 Memorial plaza, a testament to hope and rebirth. It lived up to it's name in 2012 when it was toppled by by strong winds from Hurricane Sandy. Mr. Tree eventually made a full recovery. 

 

Dog Lordship: C meets most Saturday mornings with a group of poet friends at various homes. One of them has a rambunctious beagle named Tony. He wears a harness so his Mums can quickly grab him. He is fond of jumping over seated guests on the sofa. During this past week's visit, he snatched a lemon cookie off a coffee table. They discovered this when after they had gone into the kitchen for coffee, they heard Tony crunching the cook. "He regards the coffee table as his own, and anything on said table as well" said C.

 

Lost and forgotten: The Ted Knight Show 1978, where the Mary Tyler Moore alumnus stars as an owner of an escort service in NYC. Only 6 episodes aired before it was pulled.


The Mima Mounds: 


These are natural, flattened earth mounds found in clusters, most notably in the southern Puget Sound region of Washington state, but also other parts of North America. Their origin is a mystery with several competing theories, including those involving gophers, periglacial processes from melting ice, and seismic activity.  

In November 2026, Voyager 1 will reach 1 Light Day from Earth or the distance light travels in 24 hours. 

This NASA space probe launched in 1977, is the most distant human-made object from Earth and the first to enter interstellar space in 2012. It continues to send back data and receive commands from Earth.

C's Summer elegy songs with Jamaican vibes:

From 1977, Stephen Bishop's major hit On and On: 


From 1963, brother and sister Inez & Charlie Foxx song Mockingbird based on the lullaby Hush, Little Baby:


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Fun Vids:   

Non-AI Bonobo builds a fire and roasts marshmallows!


From a March 20, 2025 article in Scientific American:

Kanzi the bonobo, who learned how to communicate with humans using symbols, has died at the age of 44. Raised and kept in captivity, Kanzi was the subject of many studies aimed at illuminating ape cognition and the origins of human language and tool use..

Kanzi was not the first great ape to learn how to communicate with humans using symbols. Koko the gorilla and Washoe the chimpanzee learned signs that were adapted from American Sign Language. But unlike his predecessors, who acquired their skills through direct training from researchers, Kanzi developed an interest in such symbols on his own when his adoptive mother, Matata, was receiving lessons on how to use keyboard lexigrams to communicate. Kanzi went on to learn hundreds of symbols that represented various objects and activities, as well as some more abstract concepts. Sometimes he combined these symbols to create new meaning.

Kanzi was also something of a technologist. Archaeologists Nicholas Toth and Kathy Schick, both at Indiana University, began working with Kanzi in 1990 to teach him and his sister Panbanisha how to make stone tools by using one rock as a hammerstone to remove sharp flakes from another rock called a core. “Kanzi slowly got more adept at flaking stone through time,” Toth recalls. Early in Kanzi’s training, he invented his own technique for making stone tools, throwing a flint cobble against a hard tile floor to remove larger flakes. He would then use the flakes to cut a cord to open a box with a food treat inside. After developing this technique, Toth says, Kanzi “seemed to realize that the force of impact was important in getting larger usable flakes” and applied this newfound knowledge when he resumed using the hammerstone-and-core technique to make tools. 

Kanzi’s toolmaking skills fell short of those of modern-day humans and our ancestors, however. When Toth and Schick compared Kanzi and Panbanisha’s handiwork with their own and that of human ancestors who lived 2.6 million years ago, they found that the bonobos had many more failed attempts at removing flakes from the cores—and that the flakes the bonobos did produce were smaller than the ones made by humans. “We feel that their limitations in flaking were both biomechanical and cognitive,” Toth says. “You have to recognize acute angles on core edges and strike in the right place and at the right angle with your stone hammer to successfully remove flakes.”

Squirrels at the window—one wonders if she is a fan of the Great British Bake Off? Hopefully, her cake did not have a soggy bottom:

 
Woman in pet store hallucinates as animated Dr. Marty appears and admonishes her: don't kibble your dog-Yikes!:

Palm tree topping turns into a Looney Tunes event: 
 
 
Lizards doing push-ups at the gym:
 

Ants solving a puzzle:
 

 
 Fish jumping out of river:
 
From Kelly Boesch: AI Scenic Places

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FUBARland: hilarious AI vid mocking ICE's violent campaign in Portland, OR-I could only post a still:
 

He later accused ICE of an anti-semitic act because he is a Kosher Dill. 🙀



 
 
 
 

 

 

Sunday, October 5, 2025

FIVE SECOND STORIES

In the Neighborhood:

10/3: A waxing Gibbous Moon at around 8 pm:

The cicadas were still calling as we closed down for the evening. I was looking out front and I noticed dark shapes just North of the mailbox: deerskis! I called C to come take a look and she spotted a third who was larger. A Mom and her 2 fawns. They were nibbling on grass. I wondered if these were the pruners as that morning, I discovered that the fencing around the young lilac about 15 yards from where they were standing had been disturbed. This morning brought a new horror: they had attacked and eaten nearly all of our tomatoes both green and ripe:

Looks much like the evidence left during their attack a week ago. Anything salvageable was quite low or, weirdly, very high on the cherry bush. Clearly, they were standing on the upper deck. Something must have spooked them off-either Buddy or, most likely, C when she opened the frig to get a drink. The light/movement would have sent them off. 

I have to wonder if the drought is forcing them out of the woods and into the neighborhood to look for food. Never in the 15 years we have been here, have we had such issues with the Pruners. What? Nothing to eat in the woods? Geez. I am sure this is the same crew that attacked the hostas around the shed. 

On the other hand, one could make the case that MamaD is trying to get as much nutrition into her kids as she can to help them survive the upcoming cold months. Something is pushing this behavior. 

With no flowers to bear fruit left, I pulled the toms for the season.

At least Martha's marigolds are looking good and in full bloom:

 

The drought continues: -9.74" below normal for the year; -14.24" since September 2024. When I am out and about, I am seeing trees with the leaves from the inner branches browned and a ring of dried brown leaves around the base of the tree. Not much rain in sight—we're gonna get a cold front bringing Fall temps around Tuesday of next week with lows on Wednesday flirting with the freezing mark. 

10/4: it got up to 89° today breaking the record high of 86° in 1951. Our usual gang were at the Diner:
  


Nice cumulus clouds throughout the late afternoon into early evening:


I haven't seen or heard any robins in a few weeks. Have they left early because the drought has reduced their available food supply? 

Our latest seasonal pest: the Eastern Box Elder bug (Boisea trivittata) who are out in force, often congregating in large groups on the house siding. 

They join their buddies, the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug which have been here all season.

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#cutebuddypics: Ole Curly Tail himself, giving a big stretch (he is, after all, a Longfellow) and covered with debris—something he seems to enjoy. And bring into the house.


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While it can be expensive to live on Earth, you do get a free annual trip around the sun! 

Fun Vids: 

 The Milankovitch Cycle:

Ice ages occur every 100,000 years or so. Our last one ended 12,000 years ago. We are so lucky to be living in a relatively stable period. Our species evolved and thrived in this time. The concern is that our impact on the climate can bring about an end quicker than it usually does.

From Kelly Boesch AI: I'm a Nature Baby. I love the full-sized, well-dressed hare who gives her a hug.

The Scottish wildcat aka The Highland Tiger-I had not heard of them! Critically endangered due to habitat loss and persecution (predator)-while they used to live throughout Great Britain, now only survive in Northern and Eastern Scotland. They are from the same feline strain as the Maine Coon-while our domesticated kitties come from the North African wildcat.

They are endeared to the Scottish people as representing their own self-view: tough, ferocious and will not submit to being domesticated or dominated by...Englishmen.

Curious new instrument called a cantareel a device that gives an acoustic guitar a hurdy-gurdy-like sound, was invented by Japanese musician and inventor Keizo Ishibashi. The invention was inspired by the Medieval hurdy-gurdy, an instrument that produces sound by rubbing strings with a large wooden disc. The Cantareel attaches to the guitar's soundbox and uses rosined O-rings, powered by a spinning wheel, to bow two strings simultaneously, creating a continuous, fluctuating sound. Here, the inventor plays The Water Is Wide, an old English folk song:


 AI generated creatures give opinions to human reporters:


 A rare Blue Jay/Green Jay hybrid is found in TX:

 

Green Jays are found in Central America, Mexico and So.TX. I have never heard of them. 


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New ad campaign from Downy continues the odor obsession in our culture. I guess if you're facing being viewed as a potential DEI hire, you at least gotta smell Maavaalous, darling.

The Unstopables™ Unlimited Collection Redefines Laundry Luxury with Fine Fragrances for Everyone

New scent beads bring high-end fragrances to everyday laundry, making luxury accessible to everyone, everywhere.

Starring supermodel Jasmine Tookes, the tagline is that this product will make women smell like they are unstoppable. 

Now available at Walmart.

FUBARland:

Another crazy week with the Roach and Hegseth trying to cos play the film Patton:

The film begins with a motivational speech by General Patton to the US 6th Armored Division just prior to D-Day that included this famous line:

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. 

Our FUBAR idiots trotted out these nuggets, not to the troops, but to the leadership:

Roach: "It's a war from within... "We're under invasion from within" as he directs generals to get ready for deployment inside the United States.

Hegseth: No more “fat generals and admirals"...

Meanwhile, the Roach is more and more unhinged in so many ways, it would take pages to report. Bottom line:

Time for the 25th Amendment to be invoked. 

Then we get to deal with the other idiot, the chameleon JD Vance, whose views shift and change like desert sands depending on who he is talking to. Oy. 

 


 

 


 

 

 

 

Wednesday, October 1, 2025

FUBARLAND

CA. Governor Gavin Newsom posted this after the Roach and Idiot had their meeting with our military leaders during which Idiot demanded no more "fat generals," saying all service members would need to meet fitness tests and grooming standards". 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

DOUBLE HUMP DAY! THE ADVENTURES OF RADIOACTIVE MAN!

 

Not only a Wednesday but today's zap marks my half-way point in treatment!

Tuesday, September 30, 2025

FIVE SECOND STORIES

In the neighborhood:

9/24: A rainy morning: 

All day, big towers of clouds moved around us.

We've had an inch of rain this week and everyone is breathing easier. I feel that stress has gone down but we're not out of the woods yet—we're at least an inch below normal average for this month and no rain in sight for the next 10 days. I mowed the yard for the first time in weeks and deep-watered Ms. Forsythia and Mrs. Krabappel while I was mowing. The month closes with lovely weather: temps around 80° with comfy evenings for good sleeping. Double-bonus: late season tomatoes! Both the mid-size and cherry toms are continuing to ripen. Yay!

Afternoon shadows and light. It's only 5pm!


C cleaned out the department frig again and added old pizza to a failed apple/vegan sausage and mash dish of mine on the buffet. M/M Blue Jay stopped by for the peanuts. I think they are a mating pair who will overwinter together. Jays mate for life and are known to give gifts to each other—peanuts, leaves for nests etal.

MamaC went for the mash!

The next morning, not a scrap remained!

MamaNutkin stopped by and had a drink. Gnomes Cyril and Michal are wearing their new forest gear:

I've been noticing small nuthatches at the feeder and on the Birch. I thought it must be one of this year's brood rather than a female and research seems to verify this. Usually, kids hang out with Mom and Dad until late Autumn when they go off to find their own territory and a place to live. 

Another afternoon, and the Jays stopped by for some peanuts:


MomNutkin and child at the buffet:

The unwanted tangerine, who joins celery as top unwanted buffet items by our customers at the Diner:
 


One of LG's identifying marks are 2 dark bands on his tail:

 

A fine afternoon for Buddy to chill on a deck chair, while a BigTail noses around by the Callas:

All the Rose of Sharons are fenced in now. I removed the fence around the peonies as I read that their leaves have a bitter taste. Deer dislike them and rabbits and chucks may sample but end up saying "ptooey". We'll see how this works out. Potential for a challenge game where contestants vie for prizes on how much they can stand to eat. "Hot Ones", where celebrities eat increasingly hot chicken wings is the human version. 

The peonies have been struggling since their transplanting. I'm hoping 2/3 will come up next Spring. 

In the East Garden, nearly all the Sharons are reblooming, the butterfly bushes are still producing blooms. I only see the white cabbage butterflies around and occasionally, a small butterfly that is a bit bigger than a half dollar. I think it is a pearl crescent.
 


Long shadows in the Back 40:

While the front is sunny:
Our yard signs:

9/28-30: sunny with crystal blue skies all day long. Recently, we've had a string of nice days but usually by 1 pm, the bright white puffy clouds would begin to form. 

Early evening out front:

A single red leaf:

Tomato harvest with more to come:

 

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#cutebuddypics: he is well-known for making circles with his tail:

C paused a belly rub session in order to eat and Bud's lingering enjoyment:

A couple of Five Second Stories: 

A Late Saturday Afternoon in the Fall 

I was walking into the kitchen when I encountered a naked woman, who had just popped the cap off a n/a Heineken and with it in hand along with a paperback (C.S. Lewis's The Voyage of the Dawn Treader), was heading for a lengthy, florally aromatic, hot soak in the tub.

A Twilight Zone tale:

The Magic Fortune Cookies

Early in their marriage, a young couple began eating at a Chinese restaurant owned and run by a husband and wife. The couple quickly discovered that their fortune cookie messages always came true. These were not commercially made—the wife made them by hand. For over 50 years, the couple enjoyed not only good food but uninterrupted good luck in their lives. This came to an end when the wife died and her husband closed the business. From that day forward, the couple's good fortune ceased and their lives spiraled and collapsed.

A lesson from the Great British Bake Off: the curse of the extract. Use too much and the flavor becomes artificial resulting in a scolding by Prue and Paul. Sure, it's convenient but beware. Of special note: rosewater. Too much turns the flavor into a soapy mess.

Earlier this year, there was big excitement in Lansing for some folks, caused by rumors of a Buc-ees coming here. That's right, people are ecstatic about a giant gas station and it's expansive retail space featuring convenience store food such as Texas style BBQ, in-house made fudge, beaver nuggets—a sweet, puffed corn snack and a wide selection of branded merch.  Buc-ees, a Texas-based chain is also prized for it's clean restrooms. Currently, the nearest one is over 400 miles away.

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I was surfing YT the other day and I noticed many ads, presumably featuring some celebrity—either from film or sport—that I did not recognize. This brought to mind the old MAD magazine feature: You Know You're Getting Old When...you don't know or have heard of current celebrities.

There's a couple of storm systems in the Caribbean, one already a hurricane named Humberto, that potentially demonstrate the Fujiwhara Effect—a term I have never heard of. The Fujiwhara effect, sometimes referred to as the Fujiwhara interaction or binary interaction, is a phenomenon that occurs when two nearby cyclonic vortices move around each other and close the distance between the circulations of their corresponding low-pressure areas. 

9/27: The concern is that they might meld into a giant storm and hit the US with devastating effect. Awful under normal circumstances but now, thanks the DOGE insanity and prevailing attitude by the administration that "you're on your own". Look at what happened to the folks who were hit by Helene a year ago this month. They are struggling just to get food into the mountains no less get damage cleared and begin rebuilding.

9/28: The forecast now is thinking Humberto, well out in the Atlantic as it turns and tracks East away from mainland US, will pull the other tropical system, which may form into a Catagory 1 hurricane named Imelda, to the East as well.

 
 Fun Vids:

 Catcerto-from 2009 featuring Nora on piano:

Louis, the maine coon-very chill cat who enjoys kayaking with his dad through a German river, canal and wetland system:

Wow! Encounter with a swan turns the voyage into a Inter-species fight club featuring Louis vs Swan vs Dad:


From Jinikal Art: Becoming Thought in the Dream World: 

From Kelly Boesch: Beauty in the Sadness with well-dressed people: 

 
From Adorian Deck, who posts shorts featuring fun facts: 
One that caught my attention concerned the population of Metro Tokyo, Japan: 37 million, making it the most populous in the world. Mind-blowing.
 
 
 

FUBARland: The strange dichotomy in American Christianity:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/09/29/charlie-kirk-christianity-conservatives-trump/?utm_campaign=wp_opinions&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social