Monday, May 30, 2022
MONDAY NIGHT MUSIC: SALSA CELTICA "ESPERANZA"
AVIAN KERFUFFLE
Sunday, May 29, 2022
MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
Friday, May 27, 2022
SOUND AND VISION MEMORIES 1973
Thursday, May 26, 2022
CATASTROPHE: 536 AD
ANNOYING, UNWANTED ROOMMATES
The Brown Marmorated Stink Bug (Halyomorpha halys) |
For some reason early this year, we noticed that these guys weren't just warm weather pests, we had several in residence over the winter. There always seemed to be one lurking around the kitchen and now its offspring are turning up in unexpected places.
One early evening I was in the kitchen and had set down my glass of beer next to the Aerogarden to check on some food. I return to the couch with the beer and as I raised the glass for a sip, I saw that one of these guys has fallen into the glass. He is doing a backstroke. I pulled his scaly ass out and placed him on a napkin to dry. Not cool, dude.
FRIDAY AFTERNOON
The wind had picked up, straight out of the south, bringing up such humid Gulf air that I had to mostly shut the windows to keep the house cool. In front of the house across the street, two wives stood talking, one wearing her black beautician smock from her home business. Her hairstyle is reminiscent of Linda McCartney's 70's mullet although she is not as old. While they chatted, the husband began mowing the yard only 4 days after surgery. He has a very quiet electric mower which from my vantage point sitting in the living room at the back of the ranch style house, cannot be seen. Everything vegetative is in motion and so is the husband, walking steadily back and forth like a duck in a carnival shooting gallery. As he continues his pattern, he goes down a bit of a slope by the road so with each passage, less and less of him is seen until all that is left is the profile of his head. Unseen geese fly low overhead, honking.
Monday, May 23, 2022
CRITTERS DOING THEIR THING
This guy had more hip thrusts than a Kpop boy band!
This season's baby bun enjoying some tasty, homegrown dandelion stems. Evidently, this is considered a delicacy by the rabs. We've never seen this before and wonder if in their world, this is some Dandelion Festival. Like Christmas, it only comes once a year. We saw Big Bun, presumably this little guy's Father, snip the stem off at the base and then slurp it up like a strand of spaghetti while putting his incisors in fast mode. Kinda like feeding tree limbs into a chipper.
Mr. Redbird gobsmacked witnessing this lavish feasting. |
I had to shoot a lot of pics to catch the process. He imbibed so fast! |
Sunday, May 22, 2022
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY AND FRIENDS!
C is in Greenville, NC attending a conference with two of her students. She wrote me last night highlighting the place where the attendees went after that day's session ended: Stumpy's Hatchet House. That's right, nothing says team building and family fun like flinging sharpened pieces of metal! And, this is not a one-off-it's a franchise! My immediate thought, after years in the insurance biz, was "what an effin' liability nightmare, with drunks and pot heads being stupid." I doubt that they serve booze or allow BYO but that doesn't stop folks from kicking back shots in the parking lot. C came up with a little ditty for their company song:
https://www.stumpyshh.com/greenvillenc/
This brought to mind one of the most famous events on Johnny Carson where Ed Ames, who was playing an Indigenous man, Mingo, side kick of Daniel Boone on their TV show, demonstrates the art of hatchet throwing. From 1965.
A bit of historical explanation of the times. Hollywood was pretty much closed to hiring Indigenous folk to play Indigenous folk so they chose people who looked swarthy to do the job. Italians and East Europeans fitted the bill. In the case of Mr. Ames, he was a Ukrainian Jew! Mel Brooks in his film "Blazing Saddles" pokes fun at this, casting himself as a warrior chief who, upon meeting African-American settlers for the first time, shakes his head in astonishment that they are "darker than us." Such a different time.
Saturday, May 21, 2022
FIVE SECOND STORIES
She arched her tail, high, while "Miss you" by the Stones was playing.
Old guy grumble: I'm retired and yet, sometimes to get anything done, I have to do other people's jobs for them.
Nature will let you know that you are in her territory. Any time spent working outside will inevitably result in scrapes and cuts, some, not realized until days later. Humility, apes! she cries.
A writer, his wife of 37 years filing for divorce, moves out in late Winter. By mid-April, he takes a job on a resort island joining a workforce of mainly teenagers who are there for the summer season. He takes his red clown nose and routine with him.
BLIND FAITH "PRESENCE OF THE LORD": QUIET HIPPIE HUMOUR
TIMELESS SUMMER LOVE TALE
They were both 15 when they met at the 4-H fair where they both were exhibiting. They hit it off immediately and they spent one evening together while their families were at the amusement park section of the fair. Her parents had her on a long leash as she was a good girl. They rode all the rides, played all the games and on the walk back to her meeting point with the folks, they stopped and kissed. Her parting words were "cya next summer." He came back each summer for several years but he never saw her again.
NIP N SIP
One of the last drive ins left in Lansing. I've been unable to confirm when they first opened-the nearest I can tell either late 50's or early 60's. I've been eating here since I was a kid. My Dad and I used to go have chili dogs, onion rings and root beer served in a frosted mug for lunch, sit in the car and listen to Detroit Tiger baseball on the radio. I've never been much of a sports fan but I liked the Tigers. Al Kaline was my fav-helluva hitter and rightfielder. Nip n Sip is located on N. East St on the north side of Lansing just beyond where the old Motor Wheel factory was. My favorite sandwich is the Smokey Joe-a large smokey flavored burger w/lettuce, tomato and mayo on a huge roll resembling a torta bun.
Thursday, May 19, 2022
10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION 5/18
Wednesday, May 18, 2022
Monday, May 16, 2022
THE PROPER WAY TO TIP A LAWN MOWER OVER
Sunday, May 15, 2022
I DON'T GET OUT MUCH
C had attended an event at the Broad and brought back these cool LED ice cubes. I had never seen these despite they have been around since 2001!!! They change colors and look fab in our dragonfly glasses (click to enlarge).
She bought Seedlip non-alcoholic distilled spirits for cocktails and our first experience included the cubes. Seedlip comes in three flavors: aromatic Spice 94, the fresh & herbal Garden 108 & the citrus Grove 42. As with many of alcoholic beverages, Seedlips can be an acquired taste. We generally serve over ice with a neutral sparkling water such as San Pellegrino. Our current fav is citrus with a slice of lemon.
POOR PRINCE CHUCK
Ben Stansall |
This photo says it all: Prince Chuck, awaiting ascension now for 73 years, at Parliament to give The Queen's statement to open proceedings. Mumsy who is 96, still present, not dying, not abdicating, turning over the reins at a glacial pace, seemingly sending a message of lack of confidence in her eldest son. Such as (using the Royal Voice) ..."when he was a child, we had to make sure to keep sharp objects away from him out of fear he might stumble and hurt himself or others."
Saturday, May 14, 2022
5 SECOND STORIES
She could hear hail on the roof while watching a fitness video at her office desk during lunch. At one point, the instructor mentioned "if you are hearing a clatter, it's because the wind is up here (TX) and the pecans are falling on the roof".
Quintessential 1960's teen memory trope: his first exposure to Clapton, Hendrix, the Yardbirds, the Beatles, the Byrds, Soul and R&B came late at night, under the covers, listening to his tiny transistor radio.
That summer, "Sunny Afternoon" by the Kinks was in heavy rotation on the radio. His mother was a fan. It would be playing as she came through the breezeway where he was sitting at the picnic table, drawing, and she would smile. The song had been around so long that commentary between them had become needless.
He realized that he was not a good fit in the coffee business when he discovered that he, unlike his colleagues, took no delight in creating patterns in the milk foam on lattes. He especially loathed performing this for demanding customers during peak business hours.
From the Akira Kurosawa film "Dreams"...
A village known for it's expansive peach orchards has an annual festival devoted to the visual immersive experience of being enveloped in a blizzard of peach blossoms lifted by a stiff breeze.
SOUND AND VISION MEMORIES: DOMENICO MODUGNO: "NEL BLU DIPINTO DI BLU" aka (VOLARE)
Thursday, May 12, 2022
What’s Up With the Weird Pockmarks Up and Down the East Coast?
Monday, May 9, 2022
Saturday, May 7, 2022
SATURDAY NIGHT MUSIC: PAUL SIMON "PEACE LIKE A RIVER"
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
SEEN WHILE OUT AND ABOUT
Sunday, May 1, 2022
SOUND AND VISION MEMORIES 1981
HAPPY MAY DAY!
A couple more harbingers of Spring:
Medford Taylor |
We were driving home on an off-ramp next to a man-made pond adjacent to an insurance company when I had the first visual of this year's Canadian goose goslings. Ma and Pa and kids were on the bank of the pond. Being next to a hotel parking lot and containing a paved path around the pond (for workers to get some exercise on their breaks) we circled around for a looksee. As usual, Ma was with the kids while Pa was keeping guard. He allowed us to come within 10 ft or so before moving his family away from potential harm. There were 5 goslings identical in their stage of growth to those depicted above. They moved down the bank into the pond and paddled to the other side.
We also saw that the mayapples had emerged, probably not in bloom yet.
MODERN FABLE: HOW THE HOUSE FINCH GOT HIS COLORS
For some time, the house finch was depressed about his plumage. It was nothing special and in fact he looked very much like most sparrows. Sparrows! He was so envious of brightly colored fellows from other species-cardinals, bluebirds and gold finches. One day he was hanging out on a branch with a robin who asked about his relations with the gold finches, after all, they were cousins.The house finch grumbled that the gold finches were flashy and ostentatious. A gold finch, hearing this nearby, flew over and said to the house finch "I think you are beautiful." The house finch blushed.